Birthright College Education
Last night I listened to Barack Obama’s quasi-victory speech. He was extremely well-spoken, motivating, and downright scary to any capitalist and Constitutional originalist. One of the most disturbing things he said was
“the chance to get a college education should not be a privilege for the few, but a birthright of every American.”
So now it’s life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and a college education? In fairness, he did say “the chance to get a college education,” but don’t we already have that? Not everyone goes to college; not everyone can get into or afford college. But we all have the chance. Nobody holds us down and prevents us from attaining the grades and loans necessary to attend college. Programs like FAFSA already ease the economic burden, and extremely low-interest student loans are readily available.
How does Senator Obama propose to ensure that every American can get into and afford college? Paying for it is the easy part. I’m sure it involves massive tax collection from those mean rich people that employ everyone and produce all the products we buy. That’s expected, and I’m not going to dwell on it.
But how does he deal with admissions? I only see three options
-Ensure every student in America achieves an academic standard that will ensure they are admitted to college.
As long as humans are human this is not going to happen. You can’t force people to learn. To quote an smart Russian lady this requires “production from those who can’t produce.”
-Force private institutions to lower standards.
Scary, but almost feasible. This will simply make education from those institutions worth less and less…kind of like our existing public school systems.
-Create a federal college system.
This is by far my favorite option. We long ago became accustomed to creating government entities not authorized by the Constitution, so why stop now? Maybe we could even get another department to go with it: The Department of Post-Secondary Education. Hey, it would create jobs, which is apparently something that Americans think the federal government is responsible for.
Guaranteed college education for everyone sounds great, but the only way to guarantee an expensive and difficult achievement to all Americans is to confiscate more money from those Americans and lower the bar for that achievement. The Constitution protects our right to pursue happiness, but not to attain it.

I have to disagree with you on obtaining a college education. Obama was right it is a privilege. Although the gov gives grants of offset the cost of college, it still depends on income. We are currently paying 1700 a month for my son’s college. Student loans? No they’re not like they used to be. Many lenders are now requiring a cosigner for newly freshman college student. If you dont have one, then you cannot secure a loan. Yes…you have to be very rich to pay for a college education.