The Next Letter from Pat
#4
I saw on the news that some kind of bomb went off in Iraq, I hope your ok. All the bad things on the news sure make Iraq seem like a scary place. Are you ever scared? I asked someone and they said you can get packages in the mail if I send one to you. I might send you some stuff if I get time. Things have been busy lately. I put the car in the shop yesterday. Brakes are acting funny. I almost hit a squirel in the neighborhood barely stopped in time. I figure better safe than sorry. Oh well how are you doing? Everyone is so interested that I have a friend in Iraq. I tell them all about you. I hope you can write me back some time. Got to go for now. Take care,
Pat
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Damage Assessment: Letters two and three arrived today at the same time due to a motomail backup. Upon a cursory inspection the target commented that he “had to figure out who this guy is” which I ignored and continued working on something else, acting uninterested. I later noticed the target re-reading and nervously shuffling both letters multiple times. We are progressing.
Can’t wait to here your friend’s reaction to all the letters…..if he ever says anything about it…..hahaha.
Dude, your cold man…don’t let up. Be sure to keep us informed on his reactions. Further, it sounds as if Pat may play a musical instrument. Like, the French Horn, for instance. Pat’s favorite pastime may be fishing or NASCAR. If its NASCAR Pat’s favorite driver might be Jeff Gordon.
Just a few suggestions. Take it easy.
Dan