Things I Don’t Understand


It seems everywhere I turn the past few years I see “artsy” people that think it’s really clever to walk around barefoot.  I don’t get it.  First, it’s not really that clever at all.  I know Ronnie Vanzant of Lynyrd Skynyrd did it back in the 70s, so it’s not a new phenomenon.  Second, how do you conduct your daily business while barefoot?  Do you carry a pair of shoes in your car and only don them for non-barefoot friendly establishments?  How often do you have to clean the grime off your feet daily with this practice?  Perhaps it’s just an effort for those more creative than me to be different.   However, if you’re being different simply for the sake of being different, isn’t that as trite as being like everyone else?

Next is eating with chopsticks.  I almost get this one.  I suspect the desire comes from wanting to experience another culture, perhaps more authentically than you could with the ultra-exotic “fork.”  For me, eating is a task.  I want to get it done the most efficient way possible, so I always decline those two pointy sticks in favor of a more modern tool from the 7th century: the fork.  I suspect a lot of blood, sweat, and tears went into inventing the fork, and I hate to see all that modern innovation go to waste.

A luggage rack on a VW Beetle.  There’s one of these in my neighborhood.  I like to imagine the conversation at the dealership:

“So just sign here and you’ll be all set with your new VW Beetle.”

“No…wait.  I’m going to need to transport large payloads with this vehicle.”

“Well, sir, I’ll be happy to show you one of VW’s excellent sedans or sport utility vehicles.”

“No…I sure do like this Bug.  Can I just put a luggage rack on my Bug?”

“Well, the option exists, but it’s half as large as the vehicle itself, and horribly breaks up the stylish body lines that you’re paying a premium for.”

“OK…that settles it.  Put a luggage rack on my Bug.”

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I was reading this earlier:

In China alone, an estimated 45 billion pairs of disposable chopsticks are used and thrown away annually. This adds up to 1.7 million cubic metres of timber or 25 million fully grown trees every year. To encourage that people use and throw away less, as of April 2006 a five percent tax is added to the price of chopsticks. This measure is part of the first tax package in 12 years.

[edit] Medical problems

A 2003 study found that regular use of chopsticks may slightly increase the risk of osteoarthritis in the hand, a condition where cartilage gets worn off, leading to pain in the hand joints, particularly among the elderly.[2] There have also been concerns regarding the use of certain white disposable chopsticks that may pose a health risk, causing coughing or even leading to asthma. [3]

I agree with you on the first one about the bug. The second one, well, I’ve used chopsticks when the type of food I eat are normally eaten with chopsticks, I’ve done it all my life so it isn’t any more difficult to me than using a fork. For me, it’s just as efficient. I guess it does go back to eatting it in a more authentic way. It is too bad about the waste though…

Years ago while I was in college a hawaiian friend had me arguing the merits of chopsticks with one of our southern classmates.

“However, if you’re being different simply for the sake of being different, isn’t that as trite as being like everyone else?”

I think you’ve just hit it on the head right there… This is the epiphany that every Hot Topic shopper goes through when they graduate high school. Eventually, they learn it’s better to look like 75% of us instead of the other millions that want to be different.

Oh, and for chopsticks… I only use them for sushi. It’s a pain to use a fork for that, and using your hands doesn’t quite work either.

Walking barefoot is a statement to shoes manufacturers to stop killing animals to make them. obviously a GI Joe doesn’t give a damn about some animals but a large percentage of the global population is against it.
It’s not so much as being different as it is about being smart. Most of the “followers” aren’t that smart.
Chopstick use is great for the teeth- no metal on them ever!
Luggage racks on VW’s are used to carry surfboards- even though their trunk (at the front) are very large it still doesn’t fit a surfboard in it.

Look outside the square!

We’ve got to kill the animals to eat them anyway. Might as well use their skin for clothing. Waste not want not, I say.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!

Did any one ever see this ,as your walking down the street ,and the people that are in sandels or flip flops in mid decemder and hear them say that they are cold and don’t know why.And to the vw bug the funny thing is to see the luggage rack being used ,like coming out of lows or home depot.

I understand why you don’t agree with chpsticks if you find eating a chore. For me(and many like me) eating is one of the great pleasures in life(not quite up there with sex!). To eat with chopsticks, if you’re used to it is no more difficult than eating with a fork.
Just keep eatin with your shovel if that makes you happy buddy!